Another “moo”ving story out of Wisconsin. A Superior, WI man who was recently convicted of having sex with a deer carcass has been taken back into custody for violating his parole.
Bryan Hathaway is charged with violating his parole after he was found eyeballing a cow at the Head of the Lakes Fair on Friday (rumor is she had a nice “dairy”-ere). Hathaway admitted to authorities that he was in the cow barn as well as the rabbit and bird barns. He reportedly admitted to the authorities that he knew this was a violation of his parole. This guy is “utterly” crazy. Not wanting to go to jail, he alledgedly offered to give the arresting officer money if they would take him home instead of jail.
Every weird sexual fetish seems to originate somewhere in Wisconsin lately. Last week was the story of the two brothers and the friend who planned to go to a cemetary to dig up a deceased girl whom they saw in the obituaries, for the purpose of having sex with her corpse. Now Hathaway is back in the news and in jail for peeping at cows from behind poster boards.
Just how hard is it to get a date in Wisconsin? And what does this say about the poor Wisconsin women, that men would rather have sex with animals, or worse yet, CORPSES!