PhatAlba

I have this bet going with my wife this spring. She has been on and off the weight watchers plan more times in the last few years the Britney, Lindsay and Paris have showed their vajayjay. It is really a win win if you ask me, but thankfully she never reads my blog, and we won’t tell her that I think her thinner makes me a winner too… will we!

The bet is that if she loses another 10 pounds and I lose 15 pounds before June, we are going to take a little trip away from the kids. I tried to think romantic so I told her I was thinking about renting a room for a few days at a nice hotel somewhere between Dilworth and the Twin Cities. Her response to me was that if I did that we could “Go all the way!” I guess that means she wants me to drive to the cities. [rimshot here]

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A coworker found this image online. It is a great graphic.

http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2008/03/09/opinion/09opart2.ready.html

Another “moo”ving story out of Wisconsin. A Superior, WI man who was recently convicted of having sex with a deer carcass has been taken back into custody for violating his parole.

Bryan Hathaway is charged with violating his parole after he was found eyeballing a cow at the Head of the Lakes Fair on Friday (rumor is she had a nice “dairy”-ere). Read the rest of this entry »

Got this story from the AP and got a kick out of the last paragraph.

The summary of this story is that this gentleman of 500 pounds goes “tubing” down the St. Croix river with his buddies when he starts having chest pains. Worried that he is having a heart attack, a crew is sent out to rescue him. Twelve hours later they are able to get him to a safe place and determine that he is not having a heart attack. Read the rest of this entry »

This is genius bitch!

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